Pizza forensics will take this madman down the cheese pattern wont line up. They cant keep getting away with this.
Competitive-Ad3424
The level of geometry skill to pull this heist off is mind boggling. Crime or not I’m impressed.
ItzYunger
Pure evil.
outside_cat
And then demand half of what’s left.
Black-gt-
If you cooked it, it’s just the pizza tax, nothing criminal to see here, move along people.
ingoding
Pizza fraud is a new one.
Horror-Cap7711
We fired a guy where I used to work at a pizzeria because he was discovered cutting a small strip out of every pizza and eating it before boxing the pie.
krumbuckl
I see no crime here……’grabs the corrupt slice’
The_Final_Gunslinger
I can’t hate the player.
BuffaloStranger97

99orca99
I want that piece! 👆🤞
joshmoney
That’s why I always order a large
Kalbex
I call the chef’s slice- thats fo me U get the rest
ManAnimalHybrid
“Creative accounting”
ManAnimalHybrid
It’s a crime, but it’s a beautiful crime, like a daring jewel heist or cunning art thievery.
Expensive-Safe-6820

NextStopGallifrey
If you’ve got several small children, this is probably the best way to divide the pizza so you actually get enough and they don’t get too much. Not a crime.
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Clear case of Grant Theft Pizza. Guilty.
Pizza forensics will take this madman down the cheese pattern wont line up. They cant keep getting away with this.
The level of geometry skill to pull this heist off is mind boggling. Crime or not I’m impressed.
Pure evil.
And then demand half of what’s left.
If you cooked it, it’s just the pizza tax, nothing criminal to see here, move along people.
Pizza fraud is a new one.
We fired a guy where I used to work at a pizzeria because he was discovered cutting a small strip out of every pizza and eating it before boxing the pie.
I see no crime here……’grabs the corrupt slice’
I can’t hate the player.

I want that piece! 👆🤞
That’s why I always order a large
I call the chef’s slice- thats fo me
U get the rest
“Creative accounting”
It’s a crime, but it’s a beautiful crime, like a daring jewel heist or cunning art thievery.

If you’ve got several small children, this is probably the best way to divide the pizza so you actually get enough and they don’t get too much. Not a crime.
See kids, study your math!
Delightfully devilish.
https://preview.redd.it/j2e4ce5vwomg1.jpeg?width=1899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f7079fe563aa3fbc3150e3b9435a9f1ac3bc35
This is the shit Richard Watterson was doin

And you’re still able to take another slice in front of the others when they do.